Welcome!

This is my page. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my page is useless. Without my page, I am useless.

Uhm… Or something like that ;).

Warning

Some mail worm is sending emails with attachments quoting this web page's URL! I'm in no way responsible for this (no Windows for me, thanks). Please don't open attachments you didn't anticipate, especially the ones with the file name extensions zip, scr, exe, vbs, bat and com (have I missed any?).

This is a personal page, I'm not selling anything here (except myself, of course).

(Oh, and please refrain from sending me Word documents while you're at it.)